Hey Igor, what´s up? How are you doing?
I heard your language skills are improving
Really nice chat with Chinese president
Your mandarin sounds like Beijing resident
Sit down boy and listen to my song
Got a feeling your ability is getting strong
That´s why this shall not be in our mother´s tongue
Easy, chill-out, do not panic, it won´t last long

The obsession with testing has no merit
It´s raising mobility, I must declare it
Grab the tests and sent them to the borders
You have the power to give these orders
The people need to see a strong leader facing a virus from China
What they got? Press-conference with heart-bleeding wounded vagina!
Stop crying, take a deep breath and take my tissue
I am going to teach ya the tricks how to fix the issue

Blaming your partners is not a correct way
Some persons are trying to replace you anyway
You know who, you meet them everyday
The red-one, the brown-one and one fancy gay
Definitely it is the price we refuse to pay
Cheer up! Wake up, we need you to stay
The only message what I want to say:
Please, just consolidate your play

Leaving the Covid to the expert is not a crime
Start with this and everybody will be fine
Focus on the another important job
Keep fighting against Commie-Nazi-Mafia mob

In that field your team is scoring very well
Showing to the red pussies how the justice must smell
Untie the police hands and prepare the private cell
They never should have conspire about the frauds of carousel
Remember the snow-lines sniffing shaggy fella who still runs
Showing us middle-finger from “le chateau en Cannes”
Thank you Igor for your time
Hope you enjoyed my rhymes

Now I am going to speak to the masses
It is time to put down pink glasses
Stay home sitting on your asses
Help your kids with online classes
Death is knocking on our doors
Situation is getting everyday worse
It´s annoying to live in a time of need
Stop running; take a book if you can read
If not just scroll your social media feed
This is the cure, trust me people, indeed
It mitigates the virus-spreading speed
Otherwise our relatives will hardly bleed

All my respect, tributes and credits
Belongs to doctors, nurses and medics
They are fighting so hard and dying
While we are not useful, just complying
Keep social distance and wash your hands
Let´s banish the Covid from our lands

Suppose you receive my message, all right
It’s a bedtime, let´s sleep, good night
Turning lights off, you can hug your teddy bear
As captain Forest says “Kissing ya everywhere”